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by **Samuel Realname** » 29 Jun 2008, 13:06

Tony Long wrote:Hi, my names Tony and I'm Safe (hiiiiii Tony). I'm from Manchester, I moved away seeking glory. Lived in Bristol since last September, studying Adult Nursing at UWE, working at Southmead Hospital at the moment. I'm liking Bristol but I'm so busy that i don't get to see enough good stuff bar a few films at the Watershed. I do see alot of youths in ridiculous trainers and hoodies taking themselves way too seriously though. One of them few an egg at my window in fact. Perhaps they don't know who they're fucking with. Anyway, I don't know anyone on here, though i met Sam (SJ ESAU) the other night and he was super sound. I desperately need somewhere to live near(ish) to Southmead/Gloucester Road so if anyone knows anywhere, drop me a line. If you play five a side footy and need a player, let me know also. Really..

Heya Tony. Good to meet you the other night, sir. Good luck with the flat finding, keep in touch.

by **Almucantar** » 30 Jun 2008, 18:53

Greetings all, I am Thomas and I play drumbs for Gonga. And Saddar Bazaar and Crippled Black Phoenix. Hello.

by **the taxidermist** » 30 Jun 2008, 23:47

greeting thomas

by **An Axe** » 02 Jul 2008, 16:26

Hello.
I am Chris. I play guitar and sing in Capuchin Or Kitano and An Axe and merely guitar in When They Know You They Will Run.
I am also an amateur hack and kind of wrapped up in the whole Decorum thing.
I am very much new here (the boards, that is, not Bristol) but am enjoying it immensely!

by **Benchic** » 02 Jul 2008, 16:46

I am entering the arena of the unwell.

by **latvia** » 04 Aug 2008, 00:11

My name is Colin and I play guitar am in a band called The Jelas. I live in Chipping Sodbury. I'd like to be in Bristol more.

Bye.

by **mildpigeon** » 16 Aug 2008, 00:20

hello i'm andy, that's who the hell i am!

i play drums in myownflag. how the devil are you??

by **Benchic** » 20 Aug 2008, 12:45

Alright Andy. You know JP. Hello.

by **Dan Darbon** » 21 Sep 2008, 10:05

I be Dan the bass player geezer/ former bassist of bristol group The Danans, was not my band though the
lead singer is Irish and thats where the name originates from.

My addictions are Ebay, Facebook and humbuckers!

by **Boss Glom** » 05 Jan 2009, 23:43

Hello Slags,

I’m Boss Glom - no I don’t play anything and no I’m not in a band. But I do like gigs. New to Bristol, been lurking for quite a while and felt a bit ‘urgh and creepy’ spying on you so I registered.

FANKS!

by **the taxidermist** » 06 Jan 2009, 10:25

welcome. nice 'hello'. you should fit in well

by **Popscene** » 18 Jan 2009, 00:17

the taxidermist wrote:welcome. nice 'hello'. you should fit in well

What he said. If you're still around, that is...?

by **Obscure Reference** » 19 Jan 2009, 07:36

Hello folks. My name's Barry. I is one-man noise-rock machine for Jesus The Magic Ghost, and I've finally got the courage together to register here after several kinda important local music people badgered me to. I am also quite lazy, so don't be afraid kick my backside to do stuff. I'm good with kids and tolerable with timewasters. I am also an insomniac with a poor grasp of grammar.

by **the taxidermist** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:51

there are important local music people ?

by **Andre The Giant** » 19 Jan 2009, 14:39

the taxidermist wrote:there are important local music people ?

Not since you moved away.

by **the taxidermist** » 19 Jan 2009, 15:39

too kind. but i was never important, i always saw it as a joke

by **Old Father Disc** » 19 Jan 2009, 16:33

Obscure Reference wrote:Hello folks. My name's Barry. I is one-man noise-rock machine for Jesus The Magic Ghost, and I've finally got the courage together to register here after several kinda important local music people badgered me to. I am also quite lazy, so don't be afraid kick my backside to do stuff. I'm good with kids and tolerable with timewasters. I am also an insomniac with a poor grasp of grammar.

Welcome to The Hive. As someone with serious personal problems you should fit in well here. For example, I'm an egomaiac who finds it impossible not to feed trolls and The Taxidermist is a predatory paedophile with AIDS.

by **Obscure Reference** » 19 Jan 2009, 19:01

Old Father Disc wrote:Welcome to The Hive. As someone with serious personal problems you should fit in well here. For example, I'm an egomaiac who finds it impossible not to feed trolls and The Taxidermist is a predatory paedophile with AIDS.

Sounds like I'll fit in quite nicely, missus.

Anyway, regarding what Taxidermist was saying, I like to consider myself important. My mum said I was.

by **DJ Sarah Wilson** » 19 Jan 2009, 19:08

Obscure Reference wrote:I am also quite lazy, so don't be afraid kick my backside to do stuff. I'm good with kids and tolerable with timewasters. I am also an insomniac with a poor grasp of grammar.

Additionally, you have my favourite username of recent times. It might even be better than MPEGATRON. But not Commander Ballsack.

by **the taxidermist** » 21 Jan 2009, 10:39

stop stealing oxygen

by **Rufus T Firefly** » 21 Jan 2009, 14:16

Hello folks, I'm back an'all.

by **Frater Maiof** » 21 Jan 2009, 20:12

Rufus T Firefly wrote:Hello folks, I'm back an'all.

'sup?

by **Rufus T Firefly** » 23 Jan 2009, 12:25

I'm reinventing myself as a morbid singer songwriter type. If you think I was awful with Two Day Rule then you should hear me now.

by **Chipper** » 23 Jan 2009, 20:13

ARF.

by **Frater Maiof** » 25 Jan 2009, 14:31

Rufus T Firefly wrote:I'm reinventing myself as a morbid singer songwriter type. If you think I was awful with Two Day Rule then you should hear me now.

Sweet. Do you have the scarf?

by **Rufus T Firefly** » 27 Jan 2009, 19:09

I have several, they can't disguise or muffle the awful caterwauling I emit though.

by **Frater Maiof** » 28 Jan 2009, 13:51

woah! we're halfway there...

by **GIANT CLOWN** » 28 Jan 2009, 18:53

WOOOOAH OAHH LIVING ON A PRAYER!!

by **Frater Maiof** » 28 Jan 2009, 19:20

take my hand joe. we'll make it. I SWEAR!

by **Mantis Geisha** » 28 Jan 2009, 19:29

Frater Maiof wrote:take my hand joe. we'll make it. I SWEAR!

in a blaze of glory ?

by **daddy rarg** » 28 Jan 2009, 20:00

On a steel horse I ride...

by **Sandor Krasna** » 29 Jan 2009, 12:13

I'm a cowboy.

by **daddy rarg** » 29 Jan 2009, 17:05

Wooah, shake it up, just like a bad medicine.

by **Rufus T Firefly** » 30 Jan 2009, 17:54

You people are way too au fait with the 'jove for it to be accidental.

by **Frater Maiof** » 30 Jan 2009, 18:14

those who believe everyone on choke collects nothing but shellac bootlegs has clearly never met Steve.

by **Mantis Geisha** » 30 Jan 2009, 20:03

YEAH !! fuck Shellac.

by **Mt. Andy** » 31 Jan 2009, 06:33

Word up merrfuggers.

Me - Andy. Bristol born, grew up in Weston, moved to Leeds, got degree in Jazz Studies for no apparent reason, played in bands hitting things (Johnny Poindexter, Grandadbob, and a load of other shizz I'm not glad I did), did some session jobbies for a year or two, moved back to Weston, now moving back to the motherland of Bristol in the near future.

That, is me.

www.myspace.com/andyharveydrummer

www.myspace.com/lifeandtimesofmt - Band I've just joined, havn't recorded or gigged with yet. Come see us at Cube March 6th. Please.

HELLO!!

by **Commander Ballsack** » 31 Jan 2009, 16:27

HELLO!!

by **Obscure Reference** » 01 Feb 2009, 15:09

Mantis Geisha wrote:YEAH !! fuck Shellac.

Yeah, sod 'em. Steve will never top "Steelworker"

by **GIANT CLOWN** » 04 Feb 2009, 03:59

Dan B wrote:I'm a cowboy.

Touched for the very first time?

by **mystery balls** » 10 Mar 2009, 18:12

hello, I am mystery balls
I don't make music, sometimes I try but it sounds shit so I hate on it and stop, I don't really go to see much of it either because I am lazy and jaded.
I'll probably hang around here until I just can't fucking take it anymore and move on.
might be anything up to a week or more

by **Old Father Disc** » 11 Mar 2009, 00:14

+3 karma points, Mystery Balls.

Excellent first post.

by **mystery balls** » 11 Mar 2009, 10:08

Old Father Disc wrote:+3 karma points, Mystery Balls.

Excellent first post.

the world of karma point scoring is a new one to me but I do like it
sing while your winning and all that

by **Old Father Disc** » 11 Mar 2009, 12:49

mystery balls wrote:
Old Father Disc wrote:+3 karma points, Mystery Balls.

Excellent first post.

the world of karma point scoring is a new one to me but I do like it
sing while your winning and all that

Basically, if your first post had been "x are AMAZING and LOCAL and INDIE and won a BATTLE OF THE BANDS and are playing an INDUSTRY showcase sponsored by CANCER and GENOCIDE" and then we worked out five minutes later that you were in the band you'd have immediately gained about 20 "smites".

But you didn't do that. Welcome to the Hive.

by **mystery balls** » 11 Mar 2009, 12:51

Old Father Disc wrote:x are AMAZING and LOCAL and INDIE and won a BATTLE OF THE BANDS and are playing an INDUSTRY showcase sponsored by CANCER and GENOCIDE

you said it

by **Old Father Disc** » 11 Mar 2009, 13:03

mystery balls wrote:
Old Father Disc wrote:x are AMAZING and LOCAL and INDIE and won a BATTLE OF THE BANDS and are playing an INDUSTRY showcase sponsored by CANCER and GENOCIDE

you said it

Where do you think I got my minus 30 karma from?

by **Andre The Giant** » 11 Mar 2009, 13:17

Old Father Disc wrote:
mystery balls wrote:
Old Father Disc wrote:+3 karma points, Mystery Balls.

Excellent first post.

the world of karma point scoring is a new one to me but I do like it
sing while your winning and all that

Basically, if your first post had been "x are AMAZING and LOCAL and INDIE and won a BATTLE OF THE BANDS and are playing an INDUSTRY showcase sponsored by CANCER and GENOCIDE" and then we worked out five minutes later that you were in the band you'd have immediately gained about 20 "smites".

....and 3 years later you end up with -65535

On an interestingly related subject, I met one of the chaps from the Saturdays and Sundays the other day. Seemed like a nice chap. First words...."You're not Andre the Giant are you?"

by **Thumpsquid** » 15 Mar 2009, 18:08

Greetings to one and all. I am Thumpsquid. I am a noise maker and analog-synth fanatic and brother to Rarg.

haven't I suffered enough???

by **daddy rarg** » 15 Mar 2009, 19:13

Thumpsquid wrote:Greetings to one and all. I am Thumpsquid. I am a noise maker and analog-synth fanatic and brother to Rarg.

haven't I suffered enough???

HOLY CRAP, IT'S MY BROTHER!!!!!!!

by **Thumpsquid** » 15 Mar 2009, 19:32

rarg wrote:
Thumpsquid wrote:Greetings to one and all. I am Thumpsquid. I am a noise maker and analog-synth fanatic and brother to Rarg.

haven't I suffered enough???

HOLY CRAP, IT'S MY BROTHER!!!!!!!

get that horse out of the tree or I'll tell Mum on you

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